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  • stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

    If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

    Stop reblogging my failure

    1 hour ago   •   63,553 notes   •   VIA: leafyknockouts   •   SOURCE: flyawaymax
  • flyawaymax:

    even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

    2 hours ago   •   1,376 notes   •   VIA: madiniwa   •   SOURCE: madiniwa
  • madiniwa:

A dedication to Ryan’s absolutely mental glitch in today’s Things to Do (x).

    madiniwa:

    A dedication to Ryan’s absolutely mental glitch in today’s Things to Do (x).

    4 hours ago   •   9,687 notes   •   VIA: blurrymelancholy   •   SOURCE: vselina
  • Van Gogh’s Almond Blossoms 1890 | Hannibal 2x06

    7 hours ago   •   835 notes   •   VIA: blurrymelancholy   •   SOURCE: dreadforte
  • 10 hours ago   •   689 notes   •   VIA: 12eclipses   •   SOURCE: namnambunny
  • Pretending like I don’t know
    Like I didn’t hear a thing, like I erased it
    Should we start talking about something else?
    Should we kiss so we can’t say anything?

    #iu  
    12 hours ago   •   1,733 notes   •   VIA: nightsteed   •   SOURCE: barahirs
  • true detective: opening sequence

    17 hours ago   •   62 notes   •   VIA: fyeahstilinskis   •   SOURCE: fyeahstilinskis
  • fyeahstilinskis:

    The colors of Teen Wolf

    Inspired by [x]